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  1. AThe GLiTCH Museum
  2. BTicket office
  3. CThe visit
  4. DThe collection
  5. EThe Refectory
  6. FThe mission
  7. GShop
  8. HFriends of the Museum
  9. IHouse rules
  10. JNight log
  11. KLost property
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  13. MThe artist

Kept by the night warden. Deposited in the archives and open to public inspection.

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Night log

Night security service

Night of Saturday 14 to Sunday 15 March

  1. Came on duty. Nothing to report.

  2. Gallery of Ideals: sloshing near Zeus. Checked. Lid on.

  3. Venus: phone light on. She says she is live. Looked around. Nobody.

  4. Plato: screen on. Asked whether he wanted me to switch it off. No reply. Asked again at 01.00. Same.

  5. Roman Room: midnight, now 15 March. Stayed close to Caesar. Nothing to report.

  6. Roman Room: bleating. Checked. Nothing to report, apart from the ewe.

  7. Gallery of the Sacred: sharp crack near the archangel. No insect recovered. No demon either.

  8. Moses: counted the rolls. Twelve. Counted again. Twelve.

  9. Mercury: beckoned me over. Did not turn my back.

  10. Themis: swung her sword at nothing. Nothing broken. She did not see me.

  11. Napoleon: tag beeping. He stayed inside the perimeter. So did I.

  12. Sisyphus: nearly at the top. Did not wait to see what happened next.

  13. Alcove: smell. Restarted the ventilation. The Scribe is watching me.

  14. Room F: the young man said ‘Mum’. I dimmed the lights.

  15. Came off duty. Nothing to report.