The mission
Save the heritage of humanity.Update it.Make it tangible again.
- Previous versionThe original work
- Current versionThe digital composition
- Next versionThe real thing
For now, the thirteen works in the collection exist only as images. They are maquettes. The museum is preparing their next version: statues in marble, bronze and stone, with their objects, for real.
The museum itself does not exist yet. It already has an address, glitchmuseum.org: a .org, like the great museums. All it lacks is walls.
Roadmap
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Current version
Thirteen digital compositions, on display online.
Installed
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First series
Statuettes in real materials, in a numbered edition.
To be funded
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Life size
All thirteen works, at the scale of their models.
To be funded
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The museum
Galleries, labels, a red rope and a night warden.
To be funded
Specifications
Work by work, in the order of the visit.
| Acc. no. | Work | Next version | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| GLI.2026.001 | Zeus Enthroned | Marble. The shaker will remain plastic. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.002 | Aphrodite, known as the Venus de Milo | Parian marble. Two arms, a first since 1820. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.003 | Plato | Marble. Console supplied without charger. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.004 | Romulus and Remus | Bronze. Wool not included. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.005 | Julius Caesar | Marble. The wrapper will remain sealed. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.006 | Saint Michael Vanquishing the Devil | Stone. Battery-operated racket, batteries not included. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.007 | Moses and the Golden Calf | Marble. Double-ply toilet paper, carved from the block. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.008 | Flying Mercury | Bronze. Cotton coat, washable at 60 °C. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.009 | Justice | Marble. The blindfold will be a real virtual reality headset. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.010 | Napoleon I | Bronze. Tracksuit bottoms, made to measure. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.011 | The Punishment of Sisyphus | Stone. Steel safe, delivered empty. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.012 | Pietà | Carrara marble, life size. | To be funded |
| GLI.2026.013 | The Seated Scribe | Painted limestone. The contents of the tray will be reproduced in resin. | To be funded |
Our commitment
The mission is funded by the museum shop: profits from sales are reinvested in making the statues. The museum has no other patron.
This is not just a joke. If you buy, I will make the statues, for real. I would like nothing better.
Each stage will be announced on the notice board on the home page.